Today's Tweets

[queenofzan]

• 06:51 Please bus, do not be late today. #
• 07:04 I think it is possible it'd be faster to take the city bus. #
• 07:04 Mom is driving me now. Apparently her patience runs out at twenty seven minutes late. #
• 07:47 When did the school library get The Salmon of Doubt? #
• 09:55 I am awesome. That is all. #
• 12:04 Okay, in the chicken line. Let's see how this goes. #
• 12:06 I usually try not to say anything, but damn these hispanic girls are making me feel tall. #
• 12:08 Who's got chicken? I've got chicken. Sooner or later, i succeed. #
• 12:14 Either this sandwich is not as spicy as it should be, or my taste buds have gotten used to the spicy. #
• 12:29 I love how mellow this playlist about an abusive relationship is. Seriously, what is wrong with me? #
• 15:52 Apparently decker thought giving me an incomplete was the best solution. He swears up and down it doesn't show up on my transcript, so... #
• 16:00 And now, the bus is late picking us up. #
• 16:03 BUT YES SERIOUSLY BUS DRIVER #
• 16:04 @nehirose Apparently he came by the stop at 7 20, and still got them here on time this morning. #
• 16:08 Some of us do actually have things to do today, mr bus driver. I know our schedule changed, but not by this much, okay? #
• 17:59 Yow, when did i get so enthusiastic? #
• 18:05 'Oh, he had a seizure, okay, that's good.' Uh, not exactly, gramma. #
• 18:07 Man, there are so many places i would rather be right now than this room. #
• 18:10 This is, if anything, more depressing even than The Stranger. #
• 18:12 Man, i wish mom had been a teacher or something. She is so very good with mothering. #
• 18:14 I have cool parents, by the way. #
• 18:14 You know, when they aren't fighting. #
• 18:21 I really do not like it when the statement 'it's killing him' is not an exaggeration. #
• 18:26 Dear family, please stop getting older and sicker. This goes for all of you, okay? Okay. #
• 18:29 @lizardkitsch Then i may have to demote you to friend. #
• 18:30 @hazeymarie I appreciate the effort. #
• 18:31 @lizardkitsch Unless you promise to forgo illness, we do not have a deal. #
• 18:31 Also the muffins must be chocolate. #
• 18:33 @lizardkitsch Now that is a deal. #
• 18:37 Dear parents, don't you think it is a little late to be bonding over the whole taking care of your parents thing? I mean, you're divorced. #
• 18:43 ...gramma just called Ellen Degeneres a man. #
• 18:45 @ lizardkitsch . #
• 18:45 @lizardkitsch 'That woman that isn't a woman anymore.' #
• 18:47 @lizardkitsch Not hardly. I go to school with straight chicks more butch than that. #
• 18:48 @lizardkitsch What is this supposed to mean? #
• 18:52 @hazeymarie ... #
• 20:40 Oh my god that is the cutest ever. This sim just tucked in her little brother. #
• 20:42 @ lizardkitsch It was the cutest ever. #
• 22:36 Best thing i have read all day: 'how do personal ads for people into incest work?? A sticky note on the fridge??' #
• 22:37 I think i might need sleep. #
• 22:39 I really hope my morning tomorrow doesn't start like this one: with a late bus and an argument about french literature. #

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