queenofzan | Today's Tweets

01:05 Is it Christmas? #
01:13 Captain, don't you know kissing girls makes you sleepy? #
13:19 In case you didn't know, @lizardkitsch is a genius. (figured out the end of Some Never Do Explain.) #
15:05 Just passed a girl in the grocery store doing the same thing as me: criss-crossing the store to get things and get out faster. #
15:05 In fact, passed her on the way there and on the way back. #
15:12 Ugh mom why is it so hard for you to accept that things have changed and there is in fact no tuna in oil here? #
15:13 Passed her again. Is that what it feels like to be someone else in this store seeing me all over the place? #
15:30 @hazeymarie As long as by your house you mean my house, that sounds okay. #
15:35 @hazeymarie Still texted you multiple times, lady. #
15:36 @hazeymarie We just went grocery shopping. And my house smells better. #
15:36 In fact, we have six bottles of soda. #
15:42 @hazeymarie Also, we have been at your house for every holiday for months. Shake it up! Make a change! Make it so mom doesn't have to drive! #
15:43 @nehirose One: gerbil. Two: floor. Three: i have never been there when the catbox was in an acceptable state in my memory. #
15:43 @nehirose Like who? #
15:44 Another point: i currently have all the due south already at my house. And we have things for the kids to do. #
15:45 @nehirose Vana just said she didn't want to leave her house. #
15:59 Also several other varieties of beverage, including tea because i know some people do not drink soda. #
18:46 Dear twitter, i do not need four copies of every message, i promise. #
19:46 I think i've just gotten sophie to cross over west side story and due south. Before watching the latter. #
22:43 Communication is impossible without twitter, apparently. #
23:13 @nehirose Oh but i do. #
23:31 Now twitter is screwing up and making conversations surreal. #
23:34 She is impressively red in the face. #
00:01 Wait what time is it? #
00:01 I MEAN HAPPY I'MA GRADUATE YEAR. #
00:04 If it doesn't hurt, you're doing it wrong. #
00:47 Oh, incest. #