I'm afraid I can't marry you. I have a previous engagement.

[queenofzan]

I REFUSE TO WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT.

Because if so, it would be blah blah blah college blah blah blah Academic Decathalon blah blah blah writing blah blah blah girls.

Terribly boring.

SO INSTEAD I SAY TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL HAVE YOU ON YOUR BACK SO FAST YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE ON A DATE. And also She's horrible! Emphasis on the "whore".

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[hazeymarie.livejournal.com]

And you're supposed to actually write something on it and then send it to me. *taps fingers*