Oh, don't be such a baby.

[queenofzan]

Alright, can someone please tell me why everyone else is complaining about a heat wave? IT'S SUMMER. DEAL WITH IT. Oh, it's so hot, it got up to like 100, and with the humidity and the heat index and whatnot, it felt like 106!

PSHAW. Do you know how happy we are here in Phoenix when we hear that it's going to be 102 over the weekend? 102 IS NICE TO US. You can complain about the heat when it's 115 for a WEEK STRAIGHT. Sheesh.

(Because if you're going to make fun of me in the winter for complaining about it getting into the high 30s when you have 3, I'm going to make fun of you for complaining about heatstroke at 100. Seriously, who gets heatstroke at 100? I sit and wait for the bus for twenty minutes in all black when it's 110, and I don't get heatstroke.)

Anyway, in non-I-sound-kinda-pissy news....

I asked a boy out. Not just a boy, but Aaron Chee. And if you knew him, this would mean a lot. Because he didn't say no. I mean, granted, he didn't say yes, either (for I am doomed to receive lame, cop-out answers like "I'll get back to you" (while getting phone number and email address!)) But not saying no is pretty amazing. For his whole being Aaron Chee thing.

So anyway, I'm totally not obsessed or anything.

AND! I read all the way through a 97 page forum post! (It was the dares thread for last year's NaNo). It took three weeks, sure, but I did it. Which is what's important.

Comments

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

THATS BECAUSE YOU LIVE AND LOVE ARIZONA, YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the highest new york usually gets in the summer is 85, so when it gets to 106 PEOPLE BECOME UNWELL. there are old folks dyin all ova the city and people in france are dying and it only reached like 99 there but french people lulz!

ps kewl about aaron i do hope it does work out!

pps YOU SUCK FOR MAKING FUN OF ME. LIKE YOU HONESTLY SUCK. >:O i hope you move to maine and have to deal with -10 winters, you little bitch. TAKE THAT!

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

ALSO TWO OR LIKE TWO AND A HALF OTHER POINTS

1) i am not seeing nora in august >( no orgies until further notice wah!

2) GLOBAL WARMING K? its not supposed to be this hot in northern climates so yarly

2.5) i was standing in the sun 4eva, THAT IS HOW YOU GET A HEAT STROKE IN 100o WEATHER.

babumtish
and
you totally talked about aaron in january, ja?

[hazeymarie.livejournal.com]

Possibly the humidity has something to do with it? I damn near got heat stroke at Disneyland last weekend but it was like 40% humidity and God knows how hot outside. And I had no water.. because water there costs like $2.75 for a 20oz bottle. And I was wearing multiple layers.. because i'm cool like that.. or possibly the opposite of cool, hence the heat stroke.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

I think the humidity must be it because otherwise Savvy is less cool (haha) than I thought.

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

...

*babumtishhhhhhh*

*silent audience*

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

*abrupt loud cheering*

*everyone shoots dirty looks at the one person cheering*

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LAME. AND THERE AIN'T NO SHADE AT THE BUS STOP. BECAUSE THE PHOENIX BUS SYSTEM SUCKS. AND I DO NOT LOVE PHOENIX, I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT. EW.

ps yey thanks!

pps WELL AT LEAST IF I MOVED TO MAINE I COULD TRY THE MCLOBSTER.

[parabolabear.livejournal.com]

THE MCLOBSTER IS THE NASTIEST THING EVER I HAD IT WHEN I WAS IN MAINE AND BY HAD IT I MEAN MY MOM HAD IT AND I SMELLED IT AND EW WOMAN YOU DO NOT WANT THAT

I HOPE THAT WAS SARCASM THOUGH

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

WELL OF COURSE THAT WAS SARCASM BECAUSE I DON'T EAT AT MCDONALDS ANYMORE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DIE AND GO TO HELL AND HAVE THE DEVIL SHAKE MY HAND.

[hazeymarie.livejournal.com]

I thought you went nuts for a minute there. Not realizing there were places outside of Arizona I thought you were thinking it was only 100 here.. when I looked down at my Whetherbug and it clearly reads 105 (which is nice actually.. and it looks like a nifty storm is blowing in.. it may actually get down to 100 this week!)

Then I realized you were talking about Non-Arizonans complaining. Heh, right, outsiders. Amateurs.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

<333 so hard!

[sirfeste.livejournal.com]

I hate you forever.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

You usually do.

I love you too dear. :D

[scruffbunny.livejournal.com]

ANNIE I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

But you know, If I don't approve of him, you can't marry him.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

I wasn't really planning on marrying him. And if I was going to, his mother would probably kill me in my sleep. Or alternately in my awake. She would be very upset, let's just say that.

[raymondkitten.livejournal.com]

OMG MARRIAGE? WTF OMG BBQ.

marriage is weird. Human Beans are meant to be polyamorous.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

WELL I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE ANY INTENTIONS TOWARDS MARRIAGE. JESUS I'M ONLY FOURTEEN.

And I agree. Society has much too harsh a position on polygamy.