I'm back. FROM MY EXPEDITION IN OZ!

[queenofzan]

REPENT! REPENT! FLOSS OFTEN!

AIIIIIIIRQUAAAAKE!

I am so gay. Gay for you!

Hee hee. Visa-versa.

There's a screen door on my submarine and I don't know why I'm drowning.

Incest! A COUCH!

I think we need to go play a violent game of Paintball. Or mini-golf. Whichever.

I'm not funny, I'm conceptually misunderstood.

And: I love you. I really do. Even though I cal you stupid all the time, and make it out to everyone else that you're a horrible person I'm ashamed to know and like, I'm not. I really love knowing you and I really miss hanging out with you and talking on the phone. This entry is pretty much all about you, even if you might not realize it. I don't know what I would do without you, or how I would have survived the last three years without knowing you were there if I needed you. So thanks. I miss you so much, and I laugh almost everytime I hear from you, and that's a very good thing. I know you've helped me get over some bad times, and I've done my best to do the same, and even if I hardly hear from you and we're thousands of miles apart, I don't feel like we're growing away from each other. And, as immature as you are, you've helped me mature, so maybe I was sapping all your maturity. Somehow, though, I doubt it, 'cause you matured (a little) while I wasn't paying attention. I really love you.

Comments

[thepookybear.livejournal.com]

Well...I sure as hell know you ain't talking about me. I haven't known you for three years. Sophie or Nora, perhaps? :looks around: I'm most likely wrong, aren't I?

[sirfeste.livejournal.com]

HI I don't know who you are but you know who I am and that's awesome. Please excuse me, I am delightfully exhausted.

omgthewombat.

[hazeymarie.livejournal.com]

I think everyone who knows Annie knows who you are, at least a little.

[thepookybear.livejournal.com]

True...she never stops talking about you two. Always with the references...every time we talk she mentions at least one of you at least one time.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT. For example, this afternoon while I was waiting for the bus, I didn't mention either of them.

Yesterday while texting I didn't mention either of them.

(Let's just ignore the fact that I considered it and was thinking about them.)

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

That is probably completely and utterly true, given that I never shut up, and Nora's noteworthy enough that she always winds up in my babble.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

Wash, speculation is only a fit pasttime for writers and scientists. And diagnosticians.

[thepookybear.livejournal.com]

...and me.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

...Dude, you kind of fit under writer.

[sirfeste.livejournal.com]

dear sweet jesus, anzborg, IS THAT WHO I THINK THAT IS?????

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

I THINK THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU THINK IT IS.

But it might be.

[sirfeste.livejournal.com]

LMAO KEANE

p.s. don't you talk about my sister that way you FREAK
I do the "you are a huge queer" dance in your general direction
holy assimoly i am tired ok i'm going to stop talking now O_O

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

EAXCUSE ME WHERE ARE MY TICKETS TO THE CONCERT? YOU HAVE LOST ALL RIGHTS TO TALK ABOUT KEANE.

and I'm not a freak, you're a freak. Because....well, I'll get back to you on that one, BUT YOU ARE.

[sirfeste.livejournal.com]

p.s. i will probably and with any luck be giving you a ring tonight because my life is like another BULLSHIT NIGHT IN SUCK TOWN (that's the name of a book!)
p.s.


for a title like "can't stop the subtext" your lj sure doesn't have enough hot gay pink outfit kill hannah dry humping action.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

could they get a little gayer? I THINK NOT.

They're such homosexuals.

[sirfeste.livejournal.com]

i hope to see them at pridefest today

really i think that would be the most hilarious experience of my life.
they got kicked out of a hotel in vegas a few weeks ago because they got in a fight and jonny dumped thousand island dressing on mat. WHY ARE THEY SO ADORABLE.

I didn't make that up. Here is an excerpt from Mat's journal:
House of Blues Las Vegas. A/C went out. Sounds really idiotic to say this, but the desert is really fucking HOT. Jonny and I got escorted out of Mandalay Bay casino by 10 security guards for fighting in the restaurant after he splashed Thousand Island dressing on me.

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

haha omg that's awesome.

AND DAMN RIGHT THE DESERT IS HOT.

[scruffbunny.livejournal.com]

...Moo? <3

[queenofzan.livejournal.com]

You know, the other day I was truanting.