Today's Tweets

• 07:47 Awake. In pain. Don't want to be at school. Only here half the day anyway. Ugh. #
• 08:52 That shakespeare guy. What a hack. #
• 12:49 You only want to do what you think is right. #
• 13:03 Apparently @yourmamaknows has some special exemption from the things every other person in the US has to do. Or rather, she thinks she does. #
• 13:54 A bit of information that probably none of you really want to know: i do not like peeing in a cup. Thank you. #
• 13:55 As long as we're going full disclosure, i also hate the dentist. But i do like the doctor i've been seeing. #
• 13:58 @nrrspeakeasy Alfredo always wins with me. #
• 14:21 @nrrspeakeasy Woo! #
• 15:14 Getting keys made. It seems everyone on the planet will be able to get into our apartment. #
• 15:22 I can now get into @just_mo's apartment WHENEVER I WANT. Moo ha ha! #
• 15:33 Why is a pair of breasts enough for every male alive to decide he can be a jerk? #
• 17:21 Took apart my desk. Note for mother's day: @yourmamaknows would love a power drill. For that matter, so would i. #
• 17:49 @lizardkitsch The abyss. It stares into you! #
• 18:31 I liberated my desk! #
• 19:47 @espaqu You do not know the gays i do. #
• 20:48 Put bookshelf together, organized books. Feeling better about moving, but feeling crappy physically. Dehydrated and nauseated. Ugh. #

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