queenofzan | Today's Tweets

02:22 Watching aladdin for the first time in years. Has iago always looked like that? And has jafar's voice always been so...um. #
02:23 I think i'm gonna have a heart attack from that surprise. #
02:24 This music is fantastic. #
02:37 Did somebody order a LARGE HAM? Er, i mean jeremy irons. #
02:45 Jafar's creepy old dude is like a cross between the perv from family guy and rasputin. #
02:54 I get so many more of genie's jokes now. And all the lyrics. And dude, there is a hookah lounge in jafar's room. #
02:59 What if YOU were the chump husband? #
03:08 I have journeyed from afar to ask your daughter's hand. #
03:17 Aladdin, you suck. I love you, but you're a fuck up. #
03:22 'You're speechless, i see. A fine quality in a wife.' WHAT THE THE HELL DISNEY #
03:26 Someone definitely ordered a large ham. #
03:36 Punsters should not be allowed to be powerful sorcerers. #
03:37 One too many hits with the snake. #
03:42 Him! I choose you...PIKACHU! Aladdin, psh. #
16:12 A ha ha i did not mean to sleep this long. #
16:53 @just_mo I think you mean go se. #
18:48 Uh, is that thunder? Where the hell did that come from? #
21:08 @crim_is_in Dude, Duh. #
23:03 Headed out for dinner, now at @hazeymarie's house for rock band. Instead watching snl. #
00:01 ringo must have just been checking his text messages. #