Today's Tweets

[queenofzan]

• 06:48 Ugh why did they schedule graduation practice so early? #
• 07:51 Standing in the middle of a fight about the civil war. What? #
• 08:30 This is not so much a rehearsal as it is administration failing at preparation and paperwork. #
• 08:32 There are still people standing outside. We started an hour ago. #
• 10:26 It is ten thirty and I have been awake for nearly four hours. And now I can't get back to sleep. Thanks for STILL screwing up my life, admin #
• 11:40 I have had my laptop for six months now and this is the first time I have laid down to use the internet from my bed. Weird. #
• 12:01 I am listening to the West Side Story soundtrack and I think I am going to cry. This--agh! #
• 12:19 @lizardkitsch DON'T TOUCH HIM. #
• 12:19 @lizardkitsch (that is the part that makes me cry.) #
• 12:40 Woah, just slipped an apostrophe into a plural word. Think I didn't get enough sleep last night. I mean, if I can't handle apostrophes... #
• 12:40 @hazeymarie Does your to-do list include attending my graduation? Just a question. #
• 12:44 @hazeymarie ...maybe I should check my mail. #
• 12:52 fact: I have cookies and you may or may not also have cookies. #
• 13:03 @hazeymarie I checked my mail, and there was only some stuff about ASU housing. :( ...and...the gone kind? #
• 13:04 @hazeymarie Woo! #
• 13:06 @lizardkitsch You make me sad. #
• 13:08 @lizardkitsch Rarrrrrrr. Hey, guess what? MY DIPLOMA IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL, HIGH SCHOOLER. #
• 13:10 @lizardkitsch So where's your diploma, eh? Colleges sending you housing information? How's that going, kid? #
• 13:16 fact: there is no good way to eat this cantaloupe. Owwwww mah teef. #
• 13:20 @nooneai My weird life is enough to cheer anyone up. Except me. Nothing can be cheery when delicious cantaloupe is painful to eat. #
• 13:21 @lizardkitsch Ahh, but then you didn't. See how that works? Also: let me enjoy my two weeks of superiority. You can vote, and I can't yet. #
• 13:26 @nooneai Didn't take care of them for the two years I was self-medicating with chocolate. And then didn't have dental insurance. #
• 13:56 @lizardkitsch Yeah, they do. I've been telling you to get on y!m for like twenty minutes. #
• 13:58 @lizardkitsch what are you doing twittering during class, young lady? Tsk, tsk. High schoolers. #
• 14:31 this computer on my stomach is very warm. fyi. #
• 18:27 If i had my way, we would walk in to Back in Black, not Pomp and Circumstance. #
• 18:29 Of course, in my world, we would only allow people who passed a simple literacy test pass. Misusing apostrophes would mean failure. #
• 18:30 Also all funerals would follow Amazing Grace with Don't Fear the Reaper. #
• 18:31 Not to mention the mandatory use of philosophy through pop culture. The Matrix for The Allegory Of The Cave, etc. #
• 18:32 And of course, i would not be late for my own graduation; everyone else would be simply early. #
• 18:33 However, i am totally cool with it raining right now, since graduation is inside and i love rain. #
• 21:50 I is now der college stoodent! #
• 22:18 @nooneai Technically, because of dual enrollment, i've been a college student for a year. #
• 22:26 Man, humid weather plus tights is not very comfy. #
• 22:34 Sitting in an In N Out in my grad robe. Feels strangely circular. All senior year was spent here. Ish. #

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