Today's Tweets

[queenofzan]

• 12:04 I would like to know where my mother is. The only reason i am awake is because i was supposed to go with her somewhere. #
• 12:24 Why is my itunes not opening? What possible reason can it have to function improperly? #
• 12:24 Finally! Christ. #
• 12:44 Maybe i will just not eat today. #
• 15:37 Thanks, guys. Now i'm listening to Rent. #
• 15:39 We light candles! And i narrate our lives despite the fact that it is apparent! #
• 15:49 @nehirose You have a talent. #
• 16:13 This stuff is hilarious. The quality of that last paragraph aside, of course. #
• 16:48 The opposite of war isn't peace. #
• 16:49 @lizardkitsch WOOOO #
• 20:23 Oh my god that is the cutest thing ever #
• 22:22 @hazeymarie I bet it's a guitar. #
• 22:24 @lizardkitsch Maybe it's a puppy. #
• 22:26 @lizardkitsch Oh, maybe it's eggnog! #
• 22:28 @hazeymarie I wish i hadn't understood that. #
• 23:35 @nehirose You just reminded me that a: i just lost the game, and b: i have not wrapped any presents today. #
• 00:24 This couldn't possibly be a trap! #
• 00:29 Did you just tell an old man to shut up? #
• 00:40 That gives me rage of the brooklyn variety. #
• 00:41 ...well it is. #

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