Today's Tweets

• 01:13 Oh god, I just got excited about seeing a fictional theatre program in a story. Why did I ever choose a different major? #
• 01:57 ...I'm laughing at fictional drama kids because they are EXACTLY like my friends. I think I'll call Lamar tomorrow or text Jesse. Something. #
• 02:05 Man, but I miss my drama family. :( #
• 02:29 Dear Annie, Please stop dropping crackers down your shirt. Seriously. Love, yourself. #
• 02:42 Hey, guys? I appreciate that you were created. That is all. #
• 03:06 I feel so sorry for my future roommate. I wouldn't want to live with someone who was as spastic as I am. #
• 04:36 Fact: Peter Parker just had some red tights laying around. Or else he went out and bought them. Either way, Pete, what the hell. #
• 16:03 @hazeymarie dammit, vana. #
• 16:10 Ugh, nine hours of sleep but I have no idea when the last time I ate was. #
• 17:14 Dammit, M, stop freezing up. It's just a Pandora radio station. Calm down. #
• 17:27 AGH COMPUTER CUT IT OUT #
• 18:27 @ballerinajay Frequently, in fact. #

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