Today's Tweets

• 00:21 It has just occurred to me that copy-editing sounds like a pretty sweet gig. I mean, you get paid to read and correct stuff. That's awesome! #
• 00:27 @lizardkitsch ...dude. #
• 00:32 @lizardkitsch I love Disney's take on Greek mythology, with Hera being anything but a raging bitch to Hercules. #
• 00:34 @lizardkitsch Well, I didn't want to be the one to say it. She had her moments. Mainly by being better at bitchiness than anyone else, but.. #
• 00:42 @lizardkitsch Look, I didn't say they were FREQUENT moments. Like, I think there was one story I heard where I was like, Awesome, Hera! #
• 00:42 @lizardkitsch I think it had something to do with her being a bitch to some adulterous/abusive husband. #
• 00:45 @lizardkitsch Precisely. Also, would mythology be more entertaining without Hera being a bitch? I think not. #
• 00:57 I totally did not just walk into the wall. #
• 01:13 @lizardkitsch If there's a prize for rotten judgment, I think I've already won that. #
• 01:22 @lizardkitsch If you're okay with having a prize for rotten judgment and a denial complex, sure. #
• 01:25 @lizardkitsch And, y'know, selling your soul over some dick who'll abandon you right away ANYWAY. But yeah, totally. #
• 01:29 @lizardkitsch SHE SOLD HER SOUL FOR A DUDE. HOT OR NOT, GIRL IS KINDA DUMB. #
• 01:33 @lizardkitsch SOUL. SOLD. KIND OF ELIMINATES OTHER CONSIDERATIONS. (though I totally dressed as Meg for Halloween once so...) #
• 01:35 @lizardkitsch ...what. #
• 01:39 @lizardkitsch Yeah, okay. She's awesome, but kinda dumb. Is all I'm saying. #
• 01:50 Pro tip: when denying you are in love with someone, do not start by blurting out, "I'm not in love with you." Seriously. #
• 01:52 Thankfully, this pro tip comes to you not via direct experience. I am, at least, not THAT ridiculous. #
• 01:53 @nooneai I am merely reading, but it occurs to me that I have witnessed similar things more than once. Thought the tip might be helpful. #
• 02:06 ...Man, sometimes I come across something on the internet that is sort of like seeing two gods fighting, and my mortal mind is reeling. #
• 02:08 What is especially amazing to me is the fact that both parties were acting like little bitches. Man, I used to esteem these people. Wow. #
• 02:09 I think maybe this fulfills my "retarded b.s." quota for the day, and I must head to bed. #
• 15:44 Waiting to call my dad until after I have showered. One day, I will be able to actually wake up at a reasonable hour. #
• 17:39 Bah at Dad's phone not working. Bah I say! #
• 19:30 No I don't wanna do that. #
• 21:17 Fact: I have spent this entire day reading. There has been exactly zero work done. #
• 21:22 ...Okay, I just re-read something I wrote about a month ago, and it was pretty adorable. Writing switch officially flipped. #
• 23:00 Fact: fictional golems are more adorable than anything except for cats and other small, fluffy animals. #

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