Today's Tweets

• 12:16 Now awake. Very much in pain. Isn't that how you can tell how good a party was, by how much pain you're in the next morning? So it was good. #
• 12:18 Last night, i had a dream about taking a shower. #
• 21:06 I like that word: die. #
• 23:42 A note: I can not actually drink my phone. Nor does it in any way resemble the glass of water I mistook it for. Uh. #

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