Today's Tweets

• 02:01 I AM DYING. SERIOUSLY. ROCK BAND HAS KILLED ME. UGHHHH #
• 02:31 Stop trying to generate steam heat. #
• 02:55 I have lost my phone. It's dark and the phone is on silent. So I am going to write and upload music now, instead of playing Rock Band. Lame. #
• 13:37 Okay, i'm awake. Now to dress, take the dog out, eat, and for god's sake get some water. Maybe not in that order. #
• 14:13 @nehirose You're a little late on that anyway. #
• 14:43 I love the internet. It makes writing so much easier. ...you know, when i'm not goofing off. #
• 15:27 But sometimes, wikipedia just doesn't come through for me. Internet, is it that hard to tell me how people tuned pianos before electronics? #
• 15:34 Okay, internet came through with better searching, but really, four articles on tuning pianos and only one even mentions tuning forks? Rly. #
• 15:37 @nehirose Ugh, apparently nothing is good enough to talk about if it doesn't have betteries. Like, i can only find passing references. #
• 15:37 So i am going to do what every writer must do: make it up and hope no one calls my bluff. #
• 16:26 @lizardkitsch Arizona who? #
• 16:32 @lizardkitsch ARIZONA WHO. #
• 16:37 @lizardkitsch ...I hate you. #
• 16:39 @lizardkitsch We don't want any. No solicitors, can't you read the sign? #
• 16:40 @lizardkitsch WHO IS THERE #
• 16:43 @lizardkitsch Minnesota Smith?? It's been too long! Come in, come in! Would you like a drink? Tea? Lemonade? #
• 16:44 @lizardkitsch Why, Minnesota, you used to be such a nice girl. What happened? #
• 16:47 @lizardkitsch Jeez, okay, minnesota who? #
• 16:48 (i still say it is minnesota smith, because that is a nice name.) #
• 16:49 @lizardkitsch I NOTICED, MINNESOTA SMITH. I NOTICED. #
• 16:50 @lizardkitsch You are dumb. #
• 16:58 This is the flattest root beer i have ever tasted. #
• 16:58 I think it has been in our fridge for a while now. #
• 17:15 @lizardkitsch Oh? Do they have a place in mind that is good for jobs right now? I'd love to hear about it. #
• 17:18 @lizardkitsch Anywhere you're qualified for? #
• 17:20 @lizardkitsch Exactly. #
• 17:22 @lizardkitsch Inasmuch as i can, yes. I've been busy for the last two months. Not much other than at gas stations and strip mall stalls &tc. #
• 17:24 @lizardkitsch Mm, good luck. They've been talking about closing some of them. Other hand: new apartment walking distance from library &mall. #
• 17:25 @lizardkitsch Tu no necesitas. #
• 17:25 @lizardkitsch Then you may be in luck! #
• 17:27 @lizardkitsch They loved her accent because the crazy gringa is hysterical. #
• 17:28 @lizardkitsch Hey, man, two is enough. Calm yourself. #
• 17:37 @lizardkitsch Overachiever. #
• 17:41 Note: i cannot write to the watchmen soundtrack. Let's try spiderman 2. #
• 17:43 These songs are totally out of order. I am about to give up on this soundtrack. I have the songs; that is enough. #
• 19:46 Music. Yes. #
• 20:24 @lizardkitsch While we are lame, we are not that lame. ...okay, i'm lying, we've done it. We're not that ORGANIZED. #
• 20:26 @lizardkitsch Sometimes, dabe, you just don't get it. #
• 20:28 @lizardkitsch Don't worry about it. #
• 20:29 My main problem with this soundtrack is that WHERE IS IF I FELL DUDES SERIOUSLY #
• 20:30 That is, i think i disagree. #
• 20:31 And, uh, get by with a little help from my friends? And while my guitar gently weeps? ...basically i wish every song from the movie was here #
• 20:33 @nehirose I mean, i appreciate what there is, but where the hell is volume two? #
• 20:36 Ah, but this recording of helter skelter makes me extraordinarily happy, so that's alright. #
• 20:43 Oh man, and that recording of happiness is a warm gun...wow. Jesus, this soundtrack. I want to put the movie on now. #
• 20:43 I won't, though, because i don't think i could write through that. #
• 20:55 Dear iTunes, You can tell me this band is country all you want, but i really think you are lying to me. Love, Annie. #
• 21:01 Okay, i might believe this song is country. The first two songs were totally not, though. #
• 21:06 Okay, and this is a country song. But the whole album, iTunes? It just isn't. #
• 21:24 Blue Rodeo = Yes. Phone not knowing the word rodeo = No. #
• 21:26 Holy crap this chapter has gotten long. Ugh max you are allowed to stop thinking now, okay? #
• 21:35 Final word count on part ten: 6565. At least my readers at school will be glad. It's been...oh, two months since the last part. #
• 21:36 @lizardkitsch Because we are twitter-obsessed losers. #
• 21:42 18 printed pages long, double spaced. What is wrong with me? I wrote almost nothing for two months, and then bang out 6000 words in 2 days. #
• 21:42 Plus side: now i get to edit! #
• 23:04 I love amory. I know she is all annoying and i am mean to her, but she is adorable and so much fun to draw and write. #

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