Today's Tweets

• 06:07 My cat is retarded. Yeah, neville, i'm talking about you. #
• 06:23 There is a news article about my uncle on the kitchen table. #
• 06:34 Apparently, he hit a robber over the head with a big aluminum spoon. And then put him in a headlock. Woo uncle eric! #
• 06:37 @lizardkitsch My uncle, a chef, hit a guy who attempted to rob his place of work. He hit him with a spoon. And then put him in a headlock. #
• 06:43 According to the oldies station, today is National Kazoo Day. #
• 06:50 @lizardkitsch Yes. #
• 13:03 Ten year old with mohawk. Adorable! #
• 15:11 Finished our touring show. On the way back to school. It went well. #
• 16:59 These kids are so annoyiiiing. Except for a few people. (i have nothing to sing at the moment and am thus bored.) #
• 17:01 Man i hate my brain sometimes. Seriously, self. Stop. #
• 17:03 Also i hate people in general. #
• 17:04 And wtf poetic license. #
• 17:06 Ms St John, do not let Dot and Jazmyn sit next to each other. They are not getting work done. Ever. #
• 17:08 Thankfully, the people i have to spend the most time with get on my nerves the least. Or not at all, in a few cases. #
• 17:08 And yes, i will twitter too much during rehearsal when i have nothing to do. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. I NEED TO TWITTER. #
• 17:28 This day is so loooooooooooong. I feel like it will never ennnnnnnd. I want to go see Lion King, rehearsal. Please hurry up. #
• 18:36 On the way to Lion King. One of the vans has broken in the parking lot. Sigh. #
• 18:53 Leaving now. #
• 19:12 This lack of parking is going to be awesome. #
• 20:53 This show. Is amazing. #
• 23:05 I totally cried at mufasa's song to simba. Songs about parenthood kill me. A lot. #
• 23:21 THAT. WAS. AWESOME. #
• 23:21 @xander Nice to know someone is sensible. #
• 23:24 I am so tired. Still have to eat, change, pack for tomorrow. Lion King: worth it. Exhaustion: my permanent companion. #

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