Today's Tweets

• 06:05 How come every day can't be a late start day? Ugh getting up at six a.m. #
• 06:51 This bus is stifling. Apparently the bus driver really hates rain and it trying to make the bus so warm rain evaporates before it hits us. #
• 06:52 Having lost all moisture from my body, i think it is effective strategy. #
• 06:54 Oh god, i think he turned it up higher. My legs are going to burn to nubs like anakin's in episode three. #
• 07:01 @lizardkitsch I have the highest ground i can! I am still a bleeding nub on fire! #
• 09:53 'This ain't Sparta, it the twenty first century!' Thank you, random guy in the hall. Very astute. #
• 10:55 'That boy's gonna grow up to be a pedophile.' Oh, michael. #
• 11:58 @hodgman You are twittering EXACTLY the right amount. #
• 12:07 Apparently i am lazier than i am frugal. #
• 12:14 I need more michael jackson on my ipod. Or any. #
• 15:15 This just in: high schoolers are unbelievably lame. #
• 15:32 Cause me and her have that relationship. #
• 15:48 Bitch, you is cute as a motherfucker. #
• 15:57 Just lost the game. #
• 18:50 @hazeymarie So who is registered? Just you? #
• 18:54 Singing hard. Out of rehearsal. On the way to get food. I like crista and all, but she is trying to kill me. By making me better. #
• 18:55 OMG SHE WORKS FOR THE ALLIANCE SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE ME A SUPER SINGING ASSASSIN. #
• 18:58 Cheerful little ditty about a serial killer! #
• 19:07 I have stopped reading 'lol' as 'laugh out loud.' it is just 'loll' to me. In my head. #
• 20:51 The subtext! Oh, the subtext! Oh. The subtext. Oh. #
• 20:51 There's red ships and there's green ships but there's no ships like partnership. #
• 20:52 I want to marry everyone on this show. !!! OH MY GOD #
• 20:53 Oh god the subtext #
• 20:56 Want to marry them allllllllllll #
• 20:59 Mounties, nazis, same thing. #
• 21:00 Uh, buck. No. #
• 21:01 @nehirose Bring that book to bowling, lady. #
• 21:03 This is the least inspirational speech ever. I want to memorize it and recite it at every possible point. #
• 21:07 This is hardcore. #
• 21:07 I am full of rage and my shoes are untied. #
• 21:14 I live a rich and fulfilling fantasy life. Okay, maybe less so with the fulfilling part. #
• 21:15 Nuclear submarine what #
• 21:19 Paramounties! PARADIEF! OH MY GOD YES #
• 21:19 Where did that horse come from? Was buck riding it earlier? Oh is it a random horse on the middle of a frozen lake? #
• 21:21 That was totally helen. Someone playing your mom and then being your lover? Weird. Weird. #
• 21:23 IT IS OVER OH MY GOD WHAT WILL I DO WITH MYSELF #
• 21:23 NO I AM NOT CRYING. NOT. ...BUT. MAYBE I AM. A LITTLE. SOBBING. I CAN'T HAVE IT END, OKAY. #
• 21:28 Ma tells me we've found franklin's team and everything. I would like to think that fraser and kowalski are the ones who discovered it all. #
• 21:28 NO I AM NOT STILL CRYING SHUT UP #
• 21:29 Why is it overrrrr #
• 22:04 i swear, @feliciaday gets more adorable with each guild episode i watch. #

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