Today's Tweets

• 14:15 Officially awake. So very very sore. Also hungry. Oh god. #
• 15:34 @lizardkitsch Oh, your family. #
• 15:46 I am armed with The Way. It shall protect me. Or not. The Way can be frustratingly indifferent like that. #
• 15:48 Every so often, i get angry again at Fox for cancelling Firefly. I know it's been six years. It still makes me angry. #
• 15:58 If we don't get lost. Well, loster. #
• 16:07 In my head, football no longer means football. It means soccer. Does that mean i don't get to be American anymore? #
• 16:16 @hazeymarie I am somewhat ashamed to admit that still made me lol. #
• 16:18 Oh river. You so crazy. #
• 16:20 Oh, zoe. I want to marry you. I'm sure wash wouldn't mind sharing if it was reciprocated. #
• 17:29 Going to go see the curious case of benjamin buttons. See you in three hours. #
• 20:36 I don't think a movie has ever made me cry so much in my life. #
• 20:44 I forgot how blue my eyes are after i've been crying. It'd look cute if my nose weren't so red. #
• 20:46 There is a payphone here. Weird. #
• 20:46 @lizardkitsch I hear a sucking sound. But thanks. #
• 20:48 @lizardkitsch Different families, different traditions. #
• 20:57 Oh, alice cooper. #
• 21:09 Our left front speaker in the car is dying. The left rear speaker is already dead. We just fixed the radio! #
• 21:10 @lizardkitsch This is tragedy! Great failure. In soviet russia, car fixes you. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. #
• 21:12 Worse: i discovered this during a zeppelin song. #
• 21:15 There's no dog in here! #
• 21:16 @nehirose still throws off the sound! Is great disappointment. #
• 21:17 I did not come here for coffee! #
• 21:22 The South. Is one area. #
• 21:44 Open envelope read winner! #
• 22:11 @lizardkitsch Jesus saves. He also makes multiple backups. #
• 22:16 @lizardkitsch Hug. #
• 23:25 Ooh, bed. Probably a good idea. Didn't finish my homework, either. Oh well! #
• 23:26 Mal, that was a completely cogent and politically astute thought. Have you been drinking? #
• 23:27 How can i go to bed when i could be reading this? #
• 23:38 Damn, i'd need a bigger collar or a smaller shirt. Oh well, i guess. #

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