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Nov. 16th, 2009 10:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
queenofzanDear Jerk Boy,
A: why the FUCK would you do that? Who seriously does that? After I have told you that yes, I am in fact deathly afraid that you are going to come to your senses, realize I'm a horrible person and that you don't like me, and run skipping off into the sunset with probably that crazy bitch or something--after I have told you this, you think it's a good idea to pretend to break it off? Um. NO. As far as really ill-advised jokes go, this kind of takes the cake.
B: I forgot what I was going to write about B because A made me angry and crying all over again. I am seriously still shaking. It's been like an hour. I was crying in public. Don't. Just don't.
C: I remembered what B was going to be! It was going to be whyyyy do we have to have big serious talks about things now? It's been like a month. ...a month and a half. WHATEVER MY POINT IS OH MY GOD DON'T START THESE CONVERSATIONS WITH THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
ETA: Oh yeah actually B was going to be something along the lines of Thanks for ruining my concentration for the rest of the night. You know, I was actually getting some writing done before you SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
A note: I am going to murder him tomorrow before class. So, like, if you don't hear from me for a while, assume I was caught and taken to prison.
A: why the FUCK would you do that? Who seriously does that? After I have told you that yes, I am in fact deathly afraid that you are going to come to your senses, realize I'm a horrible person and that you don't like me, and run skipping off into the sunset with probably that crazy bitch or something--after I have told you this, you think it's a good idea to pretend to break it off? Um. NO. As far as really ill-advised jokes go, this kind of takes the cake.
B: I forgot what I was going to write about B because A made me angry and crying all over again. I am seriously still shaking. It's been like an hour. I was crying in public. Don't. Just don't.
C: I remembered what B was going to be! It was going to be whyyyy do we have to have big serious talks about things now? It's been like a month. ...a month and a half. WHATEVER MY POINT IS OH MY GOD DON'T START THESE CONVERSATIONS WITH THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO
ETA: Oh yeah actually B was going to be something along the lines of Thanks for ruining my concentration for the rest of the night. You know, I was actually getting some writing done before you SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
A note: I am going to murder him tomorrow before class. So, like, if you don't hear from me for a while, assume I was caught and taken to prison.
