Today's Tweets

[queenofzan]

• 06:00 Waking up can just suck it. #
• 12:07 @lizardkitsch Yeah you did? #
• 12:07 @lizardkitsch Yeah you did! #
• 15:51 I am now officially employed! By the local government. Okay, school district. ANYWAY on our way back to school now. #
• 15:54 @lizardkitsch That's two flashings today. What. #
• 15:57 @lizardkitsch Oh, panty shots. Here i thought it was your top. #
• 16:31 I got a job, i got a job. We asked david what he was going buy do with his paycheck, now he's got a job. He said, Cookies! And gummi worms! #
• 16:35 Sitting at school alone. Jesse went to watch his sister's softball game, and david was picked up already. I am working on my research paper. #
• 16:53 @lizardkitsch That, my dear, is a truth. #
• 17:17 My dog goes from dignified to goofy in seconds flat. #
• 17:38 Sitting in the parking lot at the walgreens by the new apartment, mom inside, dog with me. Lady backs into the car. Nice lady, though. #
• 17:40 But still. @yourmamaknows has the worst luck! This car just gets hit all the time! It's like an accident magnet! It's ridiculous! #
• 18:09 Checking out the new apartment. First time i've been inside. First thing i see: my paintings. Woah. #
• 19:28 Dear jeffrey dean morgan, you are adorable. I love you. Stop. No, don't. I don't know. #

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