queenofzan | Today's Tweets

01:14 I just laughed at a pun in japanese. ...i think it is time to go to bed. #
01:47 Cleaning the bathroom and listening to Dark Side Of The Moon. Yup. #
02:35 I am beginning to think it's possible that my priorities are not those of most people. #
12:44 Guh still have to wrap two presents and print for @nehirose (also shower walk the dog and eat) #
12:48 To do: build a time machine so we can finish this last week. #
12:53 Dude what there is a tree on our porch sweet #
12:59 @nehirose Did i say you had a talent? I meant a gift from god. #
13:06 @nehirose Then have fun guessing what i just wrapped for you! Hint: it's not a bunch of my writing. #
13:12 I am going to hit my mother. #
13:13 Really really hard. #
13:14 @nehirose Mayyyybe. #
13:17 @nehirose She's talking to her mom about how 'since i'm seventeen' now she's dumb. 1: i treat everyone like it. 2: i try really hard not to. #
13:18 It is really annoying, especially since she is doing this where i can hear her. #
13:20 Also saying that since i am probably going to ASU she is probably going to be stuck here a while longer. Like i care after i move out! #
13:21 @nehirose Maybe i will stop trying to be nicer to her than i am to everyone else, see what she tells people then. #
13:25 Actually, i think she is talking to one of her friends from high school. Ugh. #
14:27 @nehirose Or while sitting in a chair a few feet away from the person you are replying to. AHEM. #
14:29 @nehirose Must resist urge to discuss your bras in a public forum... #
14:47 Just finished wrapping @hazeymarie's gift, which i seriously forgot about until now. Time for a shower, and then finishing @nehirose's. #
14:47 Her gift, not her shower. #
15:12 Finished my shower, convinced mom to take me for food. Ink came, so i can finish printing stuff out. Now i just have to get dressed. #
15:12 Are we supposed to be over there at seven or six? #
15:14 @hazeymarie Oh good, that's what we were shooting for. #
15:15 Now, i have another question: why does my mouth taste like potting soil if i JUST brushed my teeth? #
15:16 Oh, figured out why: mom is burning nasty incense in the other room. Yuck. #
15:19 I wonder if this is an inappropriate amount of cleavage for a family gathering. #
15:30 @nehirose I put a shirt on over. Two, actually. #
15:32 @nehirose Our apparel is very gay. Just. Probably not the festive kind. #
15:36 @nehirose You know it's true! #
15:52 My brother sucks. #
15:55 We'll have to bring his present over here, because he is coming back tomorrow but not going to julie's. Or, we could not, because he's dumb. #
15:59 @nehirose He has a bunch of other plans already, but seriously, this is the family event. He can't swing by to say hi? #
16:00 @nehirose Like i said. Brother of fail. #
16:00 On the plus side, that was the most delicious roast beef sandwich i have ever tasted. #
16:01 @nehirose And i know it would mean a lot to dad. #
16:05 @nehirose Left. They just stopped by in the middle of their shopping. He hardly ever stays for more than a few minutes. #
16:06 @nehirose I KNOW. Sometimes, i really want to hit him. #
16:58 Uhh, rereading this part of @nehirose's present is killing me. Oh, Max. #
17:15 @nehirose YOUR PRESENT IS TAKING TOO LONG i will give you the rest of it some time next week or something because ahh. #
17:20 I have thrown in the towel. @nehirose is getting a two part present. #
17:33 My room smells funny and i do not know why. NO IT IS NOT BECAUSE I AM IN IT. #
17:42 @batworm187 I am never offended when people are giving me things. #
17:42 Except when it is underwear and i am opening it in front of my drama class. #
17:45 @batworm187 Then i will not be offended! #
17:54 Okay, the only people getting a timely copy of that xmas card i was working on are grandma and julie. If y'all want copies, you're waiting. #
18:37 Okay, on our way now. Two different sets of unexpected guests. #
18:42 @hazeymarie Jessie and Tanner, then Jessie's two step brothers, then Jessie and Tanner again. #
19:16 I love family gatherings. Because we are all jerks. #
20:08 @lizardkitsch Er? #
20:11 @lizardkitsch Luckily for me, both of my siblings decided to skip out on the family function. #
21:55 Just replaced the radio in the car, and now the passenger side speaker is going out. #
21:56 @lizardkitsch Your sister is yes. #
22:01 @lizardkitsch Out of deference to the several addicts at any given family gathering, there is usually less alcohol than one might expect. #
22:01 @nehirose DO EET. I will wear your hat and we will match. From across the city. #
22:02 @nehirose I can be the worst gangster ever to make up for your flapperdom. #
22:03 @nehirose This shirt might make that difficult, but dammit, i'll make it work. #
22:04 @hazeymarie Oy, when you're done with photoshop, send it over to @nehirose, will ya? #
22:04 @nehirose YES. #
23:21 @hazeymarie Woah, when was that unwrapped #
23:22 @hazeymarie You're killing me, smalls. I'd've stayed and found a ride! #
23:25 @hazeymarie Truth. #
23:33 Seriously going to murder my mother. If she is this obnoxious while sophie is here, i may just strangle her and take the bus everywhere. #
23:33 Luckily, she was doing this while Jessie was here, and she agreed with me that i am not, in fact, the one being difficult. #
00:24 @hazeymarie I swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you if you keep talking about it before i can see itttt #

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