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One of the qualifications to being a father is to enjoy HORRIBLE jokes.

I'm basing this theory on my experience with fathers, and on tales told by others about their own fathers, and said fathers' love for HORRIBLE jokes.

I don't think I know one father who doesn't make horrendous puns and tell bad jokes all the time. I know some people who do who aren't fathers, but I don't know any fathers who don't.

So, even though this theory is probably FALSE, I am going to call it true until I am personally presented with evidence to the contrary.

In other news, it is nine o' clock and I have only been awake for three hours. Sleep schedule: officially fucked up.

Also, I am house-sitting for my former teacher at the moment (and for the next week and a half). I have mostly been playing with her dogs, reading, and sewing. And by sewing, I mean getting very very frustrated at how I have lost my directions for the two main projects I am working on right now.

Man, you wouldn't expect there to be this much alcohol in a teacher's house, but here it is. In the fridge and an entire cupboard. And there are like four toilets in this house! And three showers! Only two people live here! I don't understand!
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I just came up with this, and I think it is cute. So I am posting it, because...well, because I can. And also I doubt it will ever see the light of day otherwise.

"Are you okay?"

"Oh, I'm okay. I'm more than okay. I'm so okay, I make okay look upset."

"...you're not okay."

"No I am not," he agreed.

...and that's all.
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Things actually said today in class:

-Religion is JUST like sexual assault.

-Uncle Mexico needs you!

-I'm in love with Jonathan Coulton the same way I'm in love with George Washington.

-Hi ho Silver!
(Silver, dude, he just called you a ho.)

Keep in mind, this is a six-hour Honors summer school course taken by what are generally acknowledged to be the smart kids. Yes. (As a fun game, try to guess which ones I personally said.)

ALSO man, I have had way too much fun these last two chapters of FWOAP with minor characters. Nathan and Marco's entirely different ways of freaking out about the same thing amuse the hell out of me.

also that last one about hi ho silver was not actually said. But for some reason, I wrote it down and put it in the same place as the others. Not sure why. It is amusing, though.
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If you respond, I'll...

Tell you why I friended you

associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc. you know, something degrading.

Tell you something I (dis)like about you.

Tell you a memory I have of you. Or make one up.

Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.

Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.

In return, you must post this in your LJ.
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I REFUSE TO WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT.

Because if so, it would be blah blah blah college blah blah blah Academic Decathalon blah blah blah writing blah blah blah girls.

Terribly boring.

SO INSTEAD I SAY TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL HAVE YOU ON YOUR BACK SO FAST YOU'LL THINK YOU'RE ON A DATE. And also She's horrible! Emphasis on the "whore".
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And also homosexuality is great.
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I would just like to take a moment to point out that I love hats.
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In Tallin, Estonia, couples are not allowed to play chess in bed while making love.

...Does this happen often? I mean, is it really enough of a problem, they need to outlaw it? How often does this happen? Are they playing chess with each other, or someone else? 'Cause I can see it if they're playing chess with someone else while they're having sex, because that's just rude to the person you're having sex with, but why aren't they allowed to play chess with each other while doing it if they want to?

WHY IS THERE A LAW AGAINST IT?

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